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englishmajor.com

En*glish ma*jor n. 1. A college student whose primary course of study involves literature or creative writing. 2. A college alumnus/alumna who graduated with a degree in English and is willing to admit it. 3. Set-up to lame jokes, e.g. Q: "What did the English major say to the comp-sci major?" A: "Would you like fries with that?"

Did you come here for the domain name? Perhaps you'd be interested The Englishmajor.com FAQ, some some English major celebrities (Clarence Thomas, blech), or these quotes (includes Dave Barry's definition of "English major brain").

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7/5/03: Where the neighbors speak to you, 68F is "cold," and your presidential vote actually matters (a little).

June 1, 2003, Oregon/California border

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