Sad but true: until a minute ago, I was trying to download a Spongebob Squarepants video clip from Kazaa. That's not the sad part. Okay, maybe it is. Anyway, I aborted the download because it was taking too long, but not before I looked to see what else the uploader had in his shared folder:

P*rn. Lots and lots of hardcore p*rn. Why the asterisk? Because I don't want any twisted websearchers getting here by typing "Spongebob p*rn" into Google, that's why. You know they're out there. Probably writing Spongebob/Patrick slash as we speak.