Okay, if I have to read one more word about Nicole Kidman's fake nose in "The Hours," I'm going to start kicking walls. First Renee Zellweger got patted on the back for gaining enough weight to look like a normal person in "Bridget Jones' Diary" (she claimed it was really hard to eat big meals in preparation, thus proving that Hollywood will ruin your life). Now, isn't Nicole brave for looking, uh, so incredibly homely as Virginia Woolf? Crikey. You'd think she was playing The Elephant Man. It's still a smaller schnozz than mine :)