So if you're pro-war, and someone sticks their tongue in your mouth, is that a "freedom kiss?"

Don't forget the Germans and Russians. That's Thousand Island dressing, rubella, and liberty cabbage, to you, bub.

(I know everyone and his mother is writing about this right now, so I'm being terribly banal, but then again, I also bitch about the weather a lot. I proudly wear the Miss Banal sash. The interesting stuff is not yet ready for wide public consumption.)