If you missed why exactly there's a hubbub over Senator Santorum, here's the transcript.

A "highlight:"
Santorum: I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.
So, no sex for you, gay people!
and
Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children.
So, no sex for you, straight people who don't want kids!

A real highlight:
AP reporter: I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about "man on dog" with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out.

You can't make this stuff up.