I keep forgetting to mention a hilarious item I recently discovered: Two-Buck Chuck. It wasn't nearly as funny when it was just "Charles Shaw Chardonnay" or "that $1.99 wine from Trader Joe's that tastes less like piss than you'd think," but then a guy at the homebrew club enlightened me as to its proper title.

Two-Buck Chuck.

*giggle*

Funny even when you're sober, which, believe it or not, I am.