I'm so bored I'm doing the Friday Five. (Sung to the tune of "Neutron Dance" by the Pointer Sisters).

1. How much time do you spend online each day?
More than I will ever admit in public. Until I'm working again, at which point the number will become much more respectable.

2. What is your browser homepage set to?
about:blank

3. Do you use any instant messaging programs? If so, which one(s)?
I've used a bunch, but currently just AIM.

4. Where was your first webpage located?
On the Wesleyan Student Net, a unix box on the fifth floor of a building that looked a great deal like a waffle. My net-geezer pride compels me to mention that this was February 1994.

5. How long have you had your current website?
Since 1998 sometime.

Well. That was, um. Something.