Why I hate the hell out of CNN, reason #983,034,927:

CNN Headline News gave me the following tidbit this morning (beginning of sentence is approximate):

"Soccer has become very popular in Japan recently, in fact, the sport has literally exploded!"

Really? Literally exploded? Must have been messy.


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Weirdest thing a temp agency has ever said to me, as of yesterday:

"And you'll have to wear an angel costume. Is that okay?"


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One final verbal tidbit, but I've seen this in three places already so you probably have, too:

But I promise, it's really cool.