Went out to a pub last night, an increasingly rare occurrence. Little did I know last night was one of the pub's semi-regular Catholic Schoolgirl Nights. (Irish pub, y'see...) None of the patrons complied -- apparently they have on past nights -- but the bartenders all looked like Britney Spears in the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" video.

If you think this isn't going directly into my bad novel today, you're crazy.