"Bush chose Anthony Raimondo, CEO of a manufacturing company in Nebraska, to be the jobs czar, which would have worked out better if Raimondo hadn't just outsourced those 165 jobs to China."

Meanwhile...

"Merely keeping one's head above water, rather than getting ahead, has become the top priority for Americans between the ages of 18 and 34."

My future's so bright, I gotta wear a headlamp.