I swear to something-or-other I'm not Christian-bashing, but...
The window into Middle America continues on my increasingly humorous Let's Clean mailing list. Today: "Happy Wednesday! Are you planning on going to church tonight? Well, lets get your house ready!"

I'm honestly confused, on several levels. Is it common to go to church on Wednesday? Or is today a holiday of some sort? Why would you have to "get your house ready" to go somewhere else and worship?

I'm used to a certain (and not small) segment of America assuming everyone is Christian, so I'm not even adddressing that here. But if anyone has answers to my other questions, feel free to enlighten me. Pun intended.