Rebranding corporate America

The comic strip "Dykes to Watch Out For" calls Barnes & Noble "Bunns & Noodles."

We've all heard "Starsucks," "Windoze," "Micro$oft," etc.

Beer nerds sometimes call America's most popular brew "Budwanker."

The TV series "That 70's show" once featured a chain restaurant called "Blannigans."

Why does it look like I'm the first person to run with the "Blannigans" reference and webify the not-as-good joke "TGI Franchise?" It seems so obvious.