I've seen the light! Thank you, Oklahoma!
"The Daily Show," November 3, 2004:
John Stewart: If [terrorism and gay marriage] are the two major issues concerning voters, and again, why would New York City, which really has the most significant gay population in the country and has already had the most significant terrorist attack in the country, vote overwhelmingly for Kerry?
Steven Colbert: Well, here's the thing, John. We in New York are too close to the terrorism and the gay people. Only the red states with the advantage of a safe distance can take in the whole picture and clearly see what we should do about those issues. And so, on behalf of everyone living in the blue states, I'd like to thank the red states for saving us from ourselves.
(Thanks to this site for the exact Daily Show quotes so I didn't have to paraphrase. I don't know where that Jesusland map came from, but it's been forwarded to me at least three times).
"The Daily Show," November 3, 2004:
John Stewart: If [terrorism and gay marriage] are the two major issues concerning voters, and again, why would New York City, which really has the most significant gay population in the country and has already had the most significant terrorist attack in the country, vote overwhelmingly for Kerry?
Steven Colbert: Well, here's the thing, John. We in New York are too close to the terrorism and the gay people. Only the red states with the advantage of a safe distance can take in the whole picture and clearly see what we should do about those issues. And so, on behalf of everyone living in the blue states, I'd like to thank the red states for saving us from ourselves.
(Thanks to this site for the exact Daily Show quotes so I didn't have to paraphrase. I don't know where that Jesusland map came from, but it's been forwarded to me at least three times).
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