Fun with horoscopes
Just for kicks, when logging out of Hotmail today, I checked my horoscope on MSN. It asked me for my gender (not part of astrology, as far as I know...) and birth year, and told me this:
Take out the trash today, jen. Do your laundry and clean your room. Put on some good music and vacuum the hallway. This is a terrific day for you to simply get things done. Concentrate on domestic chores and general upkeep. You will find that these chores are somehow less painful to execute today as long as you maintain a positive attitude. Think how good you will feel after you accomplish everything on your list.
When I gave it the same date and year of birth but made myself male, it gave me this:
Today you could decide to aim yourself more directly at your career goals, jens. Instead of waiting to receive a new lead, you might actively pursue one. You could be networking with friends and colleagues, asking them to keep their ears open for ideas and new positions. You are definitely ready to make a big change. Be honest with yourself about your need to spread your wings, and keep focusing on your dream!
So women with my birthday should clean the house, and men should work on their careers. Hmm.
Next, I made myself a teenager, same birthday but born in 1989:
Don't be surprised if things don't go exactly according to plan today, jenni. Unexpected events are more than likely to pop up and disturb the course of action. Realize, however, that these disruptions have a place in your life and that they are occurring for a reason. You might not understand exactly how or why at this time, but that is fine. You don't need to know. Welcome these new energies into your life.
Gosh, life is disruptive when you're 15? And you won't understand the changes? Amazing.
Finally, I kept my birthday but used my mother's birth year:
Take out the trash today...
AAAIIEEEEE!!!
Just for kicks, when logging out of Hotmail today, I checked my horoscope on MSN. It asked me for my gender (not part of astrology, as far as I know...) and birth year, and told me this:
Take out the trash today, jen. Do your laundry and clean your room. Put on some good music and vacuum the hallway. This is a terrific day for you to simply get things done. Concentrate on domestic chores and general upkeep. You will find that these chores are somehow less painful to execute today as long as you maintain a positive attitude. Think how good you will feel after you accomplish everything on your list.
When I gave it the same date and year of birth but made myself male, it gave me this:
Today you could decide to aim yourself more directly at your career goals, jens. Instead of waiting to receive a new lead, you might actively pursue one. You could be networking with friends and colleagues, asking them to keep their ears open for ideas and new positions. You are definitely ready to make a big change. Be honest with yourself about your need to spread your wings, and keep focusing on your dream!
So women with my birthday should clean the house, and men should work on their careers. Hmm.
Next, I made myself a teenager, same birthday but born in 1989:
Don't be surprised if things don't go exactly according to plan today, jenni. Unexpected events are more than likely to pop up and disturb the course of action. Realize, however, that these disruptions have a place in your life and that they are occurring for a reason. You might not understand exactly how or why at this time, but that is fine. You don't need to know. Welcome these new energies into your life.
Gosh, life is disruptive when you're 15? And you won't understand the changes? Amazing.
Finally, I kept my birthday but used my mother's birth year:
Take out the trash today...
AAAIIEEEEE!!!
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