I'm doing some de-cluttering (which is more like archaeology around this place) and finding some amusing stuff.

Pages from the Sunday coupon section I saved, not for the coupon, but for the hilarity of the product:
* Senior Moment brand advanced dietary supplement
* Asian Sensations wontons, tagline: "Fulfill your wonton desires."
* Almond Munchies (is this what almonds get when they smoke pot, or what you'd get if you smoked almonds?)
* A glorious picture of the Mucinex mascot, Mr. Mucus

Also, I once picked up some propaganda from a rest stop McDonalds. Enlightening quotes:
* "We think of our restaurant as a second home for you and your family."
* "When you choose to purchase our delicious food, you are making an investment in your community."
* "Food quality is a passion at McDonald's."
* "As a result of our longtime commitment to toy safety, McDonald's has donated a one-of-a-kind, computerized 'virtual child' to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). Known as 'McBaby,' this safety technology..." Wait a minute! If a McFish is made of fish and a McChicken is made of chicken, what's a McBaby made of?