Note to self:

You do not each much fast food. Your body is not used to fast food. So even if it's a Taco Bell across the street from a predominantly Mexican college, in a predominantly Mexican neighborhood, and it's full of Mexican patrons and staffed by Mexicans, and you're ordering something for the love of god *recommended* by Mexicans, IT IS STILL FUCKING TACO BELL. IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, STAY FAR, FAR AWAY!

Then blame your gas on the cat.