Two Buck What-the-Fuck
I've mentioned cheapo paradise Big Lots, and I've mentioned Trader Joe's $2 wine. What really gets funny is combining the concepts and buying closeout wine for $2 at Big Lots.
Yesterday, I saw "Patriot Red" for the second time and couldn't resist the absurdity. (Yes, "red." Not merlot, not cabernet, "red," like a Kool-Aid flavor.) It's an Australian wine, and the back label says,
"A toast to the Patriots of America and Australia
United in the pursuit of
Freedom Liberty and Justice
We raise our glass to you!"
Poor punctuation and gratuitous capitalization all [sic]
And the taste? As Dave Chapelle's Samuel Jackson character would say, "IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!"
I've mentioned cheapo paradise Big Lots, and I've mentioned Trader Joe's $2 wine. What really gets funny is combining the concepts and buying closeout wine for $2 at Big Lots.
Yesterday, I saw "Patriot Red" for the second time and couldn't resist the absurdity. (Yes, "red." Not merlot, not cabernet, "red," like a Kool-Aid flavor.) It's an Australian wine, and the back label says,
"A toast to the Patriots of America and Australia
United in the pursuit of
Freedom Liberty and Justice
We raise our glass to you!"
Poor punctuation and gratuitous capitalization all [sic]
And the taste? As Dave Chapelle's Samuel Jackson character would say, "IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!"
1 Comments:
I am a fan of the "Bully Hill Vineyard." I learned of them at a wine shop by us. I don't really pay attention to what their wines taste like... I just kind of buy them for the "cover art"..
http://www.bullyhill.com/descred.asp?id=15
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