In honor of my exasperation with some of the elementary school teachers in my program, another oldie-but-goodie joke for your Friday.

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A kindergarten teacher asked the class what they did over their winter vacation.

"I visited my Nana!" said little Billy.

"No, Billy, let's use a grownup word. You visited your grandmother. Nancy, what did you do on vacation?"

"I rode on a choo-choo," Nancy replied.

"That's nice, but the grown-up word is train. Jimmy, what can you tell us about your vacation?

And Jimmy says proudly, "I read Winnie The Shit!"