Dear Snoop Dogg,
Look, you're amusing. Gin 'n' Juice is a pop classic. And I appreciate that your latest single has better beats than that Drop It Like It's Hot crap (I could have mixed a better hip hop song myself with GarageBand, even if I was smoking whatever you were.)
However.
1) You did not invent that "izzle" infix you're so fond of. Frankie Smith did that in Philadelphia in 1981. Get on the Double Dutch Bus and admit that once in a while.
2) You're STILL repping the Crips and gangster life? Dude, you're like forty. You're on the late-night talk show circuit talking about your celebrity voice GPS system, for pete's sake. Hang it up.
Best wishes,
Jen 'n' Juice
Look, you're amusing. Gin 'n' Juice is a pop classic. And I appreciate that your latest single has better beats than that Drop It Like It's Hot crap (I could have mixed a better hip hop song myself with GarageBand, even if I was smoking whatever you were.)
However.
1) You did not invent that "izzle" infix you're so fond of. Frankie Smith did that in Philadelphia in 1981. Get on the Double Dutch Bus and admit that once in a while.
2) You're STILL repping the Crips and gangster life? Dude, you're like forty. You're on the late-night talk show circuit talking about your celebrity voice GPS system, for pete's sake. Hang it up.
Best wishes,
Jen 'n' Juice
Labels: music, pop culture
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